A Mother's Milk App

A Mother’s Milk iPhone App

There are simply a thousand reasons why a mother’s milk is the perfect sleep aid. Now through the magic of the iPhone, we’re happy to introduce you to the most calming app on the planet. Fall asleep to soothing recordings of teat suckling, of the milkman delivering fresh bottles, and of the hum, hum, humming of a microwave as it heats infant formula to your preferred temperature.

The perfect sleep aid, now in bottled iPhone form.

EXTRA BONUS: Because you’re lucky and because the developers love you, they’ve also included the relaxing sounds of a nearly silent breast milk pump for discreet nursing. Ideal for office nap time.

Why Was This App Banned? Apple censors found this more stimulating than drowsing
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