Category Archives: Banned Apps

What stopped these from making it onto the App Store? We mostly have to speculate the reasons. Every banned app has a story, and even if doomed from the start, they probably seemed like the next great idea to a designer, developer or start up.

Drawings Of My Stupid Brother App

Drawings Of My Stupid Brother

We all drew pictures of our stupid brothers… Now with the advent of sophisticated touch-devices like the iPhone and iPads…

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Why Was This App Banned? unrealistic dynamite effects, synth guitar licks passing as real
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Receipt Faker App

Receipt Faker for iPad

Tax time fast approaching? Are you in for an audit and have nowhere to turn? Then Receipt Faker is the iPad app for you…

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Why Was This App Banned? fraudulent activity, onscreen cigarette use
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That 70s Pen App

That 70’s Pen

The original gravity-defying nude ink pen collection finally gets its hour on the iPhone.

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Why Was This App Banned? full frontal nudity may not be appropriate for all ages, indirectly promotes literacy
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Jesus Loves Me App

Jesus Loves Me

Stroke His cheek and Jesus saith unto thee…

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Why Was This App Banned? specious reasoning, profound misunderstanding of the teachings of Jesus
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Tofu Freshness Countdown App

Tofu Freshness Countdown

Have you left the tofu in the refrigerator too long?

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Why Was This App Banned? lack of activities for the kids
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Crazy Talk Mugging Prevention App

Crazy-Talk Mugging Prevention App

About to be mugged? There’s an app for that…

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Why Was This App Banned? admittedly incoherent content, also ineffective with police shakedowns
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I Nicked It iPhone App

I Nicked It! iPhone App

British localization of iStole It!

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Why Was This App Banned? poor implementation, humorless effort for an import
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Notches In My Belt App

Notches In My Belt

Are you having trouble keeping track of the names and details of your sexual conquests…?

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Why Was This App Banned? JC Penny called, they want their icon back
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Landshark App

Landshark App

Don’t do your pathetic Chevy Chase impersonation! Just touch any button…

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Why Was This App Banned? pulled out of respect for NBC Universal and SNL corporate lawyers, damn they're fast
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Teenage Innocence App

Teenage Innocence

A veritable IMDb+YouTube for Hollywood-sanctioned on-screen teen sex.

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Why Was This App Banned? bloated download size, brief nudity, some material appeared to be unlicensed, also advertised archive was less than complete
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