Category Archives: Banned Apps

What stopped these from making it onto the App Store? We mostly have to speculate the reasons. Every banned app has a story, and even if doomed from the start, they probably seemed like the next great idea to a designer, developer or start up.

Get Out Of Jail Free App

Get Out Of Jail Free

Find yourself in a detention camp for armed robbery or war crimes? There’s an app for that…

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Why Was This App Banned? Apple does not offer or condone refunds, reported app failure in Mexico and Panama - bring plenty of cash
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Skinny Foodie App

Skinny Foodie

A restaurant recommendation app that only works when it thinks you’re svelte as a gazelle…

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Why Was This App Banned? app does not differentiate normal weight gain due to pregnancy, encourages illegal importation and consumption of sugarcane-sweetened Mexican Coca Cola
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Fly iPhone Fly App

Fly iPhone Fly

Are you rich? Ready to throw money into the void? Then this luxurious and wasteful $6,000 app is for you…

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Why Was This App Banned? initial name (Ultimate Frisbee iPhone App) conflicted with existing Wham-O Inc. copyright, also unintended iPhone usage, also possible scam, also my girlfriend didn’t get it
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Tongue Stud App

Tongue Stud

Kind of self explanatory. Rub your finger vigorously on Gene Simmon’s tongue and he gyrates it. Optional vibrator…

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Why Was This App Banned? inappropriate deployment of accelerometer, vibration and multi-touch technologies
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Taco Flavored Kisses App

Taco-Flavored Kisses

Pure gold, señor. Pure gold. South Park-inspired talking hand app. On launch, you see a live…

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Why Was This App Banned? unlicensed content, factual errors, wordy
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Curiously Georged App

Curiously Georged

Flashback one year ago today to a more innocent time, when sounding equal to (or smarter than) our President was as easy as…

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Why Was This App Banned? unauthorized cross-application access
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iStream Alpha Bladder App

iStream Alpha-Bladder

This is the perfect app for the man with a shy bladder or weak stream…

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Why Was This App Banned? violates californians with disabilities act
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iMe App

iMe

WHY SHOULD I HAVE TO REMEMBER all of my unwieldy personal information?…

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Why Was This App Banned? instructions on bomb making
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Zilch App

Zilch

What app do you get for the guy who already owns them all? Nada, Nothing. In a word, the Zilch app…

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Why Was This App Banned? glorification of drug use, pregnancy fetish
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