Category Archives: Most Patriotic Apps

Apps voted most likely to die for country.

Drawings Of My Stupid Brother App

Drawings Of My Stupid Brother

We all drew pictures of our stupid brothers… Now with the advent of sophisticated touch-devices like the iPhone and iPads…

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Why Was This App Banned? unrealistic dynamite effects, synth guitar licks passing as real
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World's Biggest Porkchop App

World’s Biggest Porkchop

How does your porkchop stand up to the competition?

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Why Was This App Banned? insufficient funds
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Glenn Beck Cries For Me App

Glenn Beck Cries For Me iPhone App

Wipe tears from the cheeks of Glenn Beck in this exciting new iPhone game…

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Why Was This App Banned? turns out this was a rogue project out of Fox Entertainment which didn't consult Fox News Corp or Beck's attorneys before debuting the app
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Warm Towels App

Warm Towels iPhone App

Ever step out of a shower only to find your boyfriend snatched the last towel…?

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Why Was This App Banned? Apple censors write: “...how many times do we have to request you not to make up shit about our devices? Though we can't comment on future products, we assure you that the iPhone never has and never will heat towels, virtual or otherwise.”
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Teabagging Fox App

Teabagging Fox iPhone App

It’s like Second Life, but with a conservative social networking twist…

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Why Was This App Banned? complaints from Fox Legal, also Apple testers found that people shouting makes it nearly impossible to unwrap a caramel while wearing gloves
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Mangle Your Metaphors App

Mangle Your Metaphors

Are you the Obama of your social circle? Do you mix a graceful speaking style with impeccably coherent content? Does your genius for…

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Why Was This App Banned? didn’t pass the mustard, also appears to encourage cigarette use
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Liquid Courage App

Liquid Courage App

The drunk dialing app for middle management…

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Why Was This App Banned? inaccurate representation of iPhone hardware features, promotes a post-ironic usage of baby carriages in bars
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Fly iPhone Fly App

Fly iPhone Fly

Are you rich? Ready to throw money into the void? Then this luxurious and wasteful $6,000 app is for you…

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Why Was This App Banned? initial name (Ultimate Frisbee iPhone App) conflicted with existing Wham-O Inc. copyright, also unintended iPhone usage, also possible scam, also my girlfriend didn’t get it
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Curiously Georged App

Curiously Georged

Flashback one year ago today to a more innocent time, when sounding equal to (or smarter than) our President was as easy as…

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Why Was This App Banned? unauthorized cross-application access
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iStream Alpha Bladder App

iStream Alpha-Bladder

This is the perfect app for the man with a shy bladder or weak stream…

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Why Was This App Banned? violates californians with disabilities act
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