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Crazy-Talk Mugging Prevention App
Why Was This App Banned? admittedly incoherent content, also ineffective with police shakedownsThis app was also posted in Banned Apps, Most Useful Apps Tagged mugging app, mugging prevention app, theft, thievery app
Giving Yourself A Handjob Doesn’t Make You Gay
Why Was This App Banned? Apple writes: "Um, I'm gonna say no."This app was also posted in Sexiest Banned iPhone Apps Tagged bisexual iPhone app, gay app, gay iPhone app, handjob tracking app, masturbation tracker for iPhone
Where Frida Left Her Toothbrush?
Why Was This App Banned? undisclosed recurring fees, may subject iPhone to liquidsThis app was also posted in Most Useful Apps Tagged duct tape, find my iphone, lost and found app, mobile me, toothbrush finder app
Crabster
Why Was This App Banned? not even minimal security precautions taken to protect membership lists from identity exploitsThis app released on September 19, 2009 Tagged banned iPhone apps, crabster app, dating app for the iPhone, iPhone game, social networking app, std app
Command Line for iPhone
The iPhone is easy to use, but at what cost? The Command Line App brings that “subroutine high” back to the…
This app was also posted in Geekiest iPhone Apps, Top-10 Banned Apps Tagged command line app, command line iPhone app, terminal app, terminal iPhone app
Turbo-Encabulator
Why Was This App Banned? Apple writes: “We handed this around and no one at Apple could figure out what it does or what it refers to. Intriguing, but please resubmit only if description is clearer as to specifics of the app.”This app was also posted in Geekiest iPhone Apps Tagged banned iPhone apps, encabulator app, how-to iPhone app, pork app, rejected iPhone app, retro encabulator app for iPhone, storage app, turbo encabulator app for iPhone
Retro-Encabulator App
Why Was This App Banned? Apple Legal writes: “too specific a sub-genre of geek who would get this app. Based on your record so far we expect more returns than sales, therefore Apple politely declines to partner with you in hosting the Retro-Encabulator on the App Store. We welcome you to resubmit once the app is demonstrated to do something. Anything.”This app was also posted in Geekiest iPhone Apps Tagged banned iPhone apps, encabulator app, how-to iPhone app, pork app, rejected iPhone app, retro encabulator app for iPhone, storage app, turbo encabulator app for iPhone
iEpitaph Emo
With the world changing so fast these days, who has time for waxing poetic on our gravestones anymore? This isn’t our grandparents’ epitaph, so why should it look like…
This app released on August 12, 2009 Tagged automation apps, emoticon app, emoticon iPhone app, epitaph app, epitaph inscription app, grim reaper app, youth app
Drunk Dialing
Deploying the iPhone’s revolutionary inebria equilibrium detectofactor, the Drunk Dialing App independently determines if you’re walking straight or if you’re tipping over…
This app released on August 4, 2009 Tagged banned iPhone app, drunk dialer app, drunk dialing apps, iPhone driving game
Zilch
Why Was This App Banned? glorification of drug use, pregnancy fetishThis app was also posted in Banned Apps, Top-10 Banned Apps Tagged banned iPhone apps, nothing app, zilch app