Category Archives: Most Redundant Apps

Crazy Talk Mugging Prevention App

Crazy-Talk Mugging Prevention App

About to be mugged? There’s an app for that…

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Why Was This App Banned? admittedly incoherent content, also ineffective with police shakedowns
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Giving Yourself A Handjob Doesn't Make You Gay App

Giving Yourself A Handjob Doesn’t Make You Gay

How gay are you? Track yourself and find out…

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Why Was This App Banned? Apple writes: "Um, I'm gonna say no."
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Where Frida Left Her Toothbrush App

Where Frida Left Her Toothbrush?

Never misplace your toothbrush again! A digital lost-and-found for your toothbrush…

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Why Was This App Banned? undisclosed recurring fees, may subject iPhone to liquids
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Crabster App

Crabster

Tag, you’re it. You got crabs! This app is a social networking “game of tag” for sufferers of that…

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Why Was This App Banned? not even minimal security precautions taken to protect membership lists from identity exploits
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Command Line For iPhone App

Command Line for iPhone

The iPhone is easy to use, but at what cost? The Command Line App brings that “subroutine high” back to the…

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Why Was This App Banned? kernel access, bypassing of common safeguards, also disables accelerometer, multi-touch input to the screen and sound card component
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Turbo Encabulator App

Turbo-Encabulator

Capacitive directance at your fingertips. Only geeks understand…

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Why Was This App Banned? Apple writes: “We handed this around and no one at Apple could figure out what it does or what it refers to. Intriguing, but please resubmit only if description is clearer as to specifics of the app.”
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Retro Encabulator App

Retro-Encabulator App

The first-in-class encabulator app for the iPhone…

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Why Was This App Banned? Apple Legal writes: “too specific a sub-genre of geek who would get this app. Based on your record so far we expect more returns than sales, therefore Apple politely declines to partner with you in hosting the Retro-Encabulator on the App Store. We welcome you to resubmit once the app is demonstrated to do something. Anything.”
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iEpitaph Emo App

iEpitaph Emo

With the world changing so fast these days, who has time for waxing poetic on our gravestones anymore? This isn’t our grandparents’ epitaph, so why should it look like…

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Why Was This App Banned? transparent pandering to legitimate emo subculture, quotes Kirk Cameron post-Growing Pains
This app released on August 12, 2009 | Tagged , , , , , ,
Drunk Dialing App

Drunk Dialing

Deploying the iPhone’s revolutionary inebria equilibrium detectofactor, the Drunk Dialing App independently determines if you’re walking straight or if you’re tipping over…

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Why Was This App Banned? no verifiable endorsements, relies on functionality either imagined or unavailable on the touch-sensitive device
This app released on August 4, 2009 | Tagged , , ,
Zilch App

Zilch

What app do you get for the guy who already owns them all? Nada, Nothing. In a word, the Zilch app…

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Why Was This App Banned? glorification of drug use, pregnancy fetish
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