Category Archives: Rejected Apps

From Bacon Bra to Skinny Foodie, each and every app seemed to serve a unique purpose.

Golden Twittle App

Golden Twittle

Finally an iPad and iPhone app featuring the worst of Twitter…

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Why Was This App Banned? licensing, privacy concerns, compromises national security
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World's Biggest Porkchop App

World’s Biggest Porkchop

How does your porkchop stand up to the competition?

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Why Was This App Banned? insufficient funds
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Tofu Freshness Countdown App

Tofu Freshness Countdown

Have you left the tofu in the refrigerator too long?

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Why Was This App Banned? lack of activities for the kids
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My Tofu Is Bigger Than Your Porkchop App

My Tofu Is Bigger Than Your Porkchop

The war between vegans and butchers lives on in this high-steaks iPhone game…

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Why Was This App Banned? not kosher, condescending toward naturalistic implants
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False Positive Pregnancy App

False Positive Pregnancy

See what your boyfriend’s made of…

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Why Was This App Banned? bad science
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Warm Towels App

Warm Towels iPhone App

Ever step out of a shower only to find your boyfriend snatched the last towel…?

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Why Was This App Banned? Apple censors write: “...how many times do we have to request you not to make up shit about our devices? Though we can't comment on future products, we assure you that the iPhone never has and never will heat towels, virtual or otherwise.”
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Kanye Coloring Book App

Kanye Coloring Book

The interrupting coloring book app that provides minutes of partially satisfying coloring activity for kids…

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Why Was This App Banned? kids aren't supposed to cry this much
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Lesbians Next Door App

Lesbians Next Door

It’s all lesbians all the time. Soundboard app with eleven super sexy audio clips of lesbians making out on the other side of your bedroom wall…

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Why Was This App Banned? loud and suggestive bumping and grinding, obviously fake carpet-licking sound effects
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glass of bacteria infected water on an iphone app icon

Revenge on Montezuma’s Revenge

Test the water at the local watering spot before you get the runs home…

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Why Was This App Banned? inaccurate representation of functionality, hidden fees to access advertised databases, raw footage fetish
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Ladies Eating Spaghetti App

Ladies Eating Spaghetti

Variation on the popular yet censored app Women Eating Bananas, this newly banned app is a race to the finish. Six women of the female persuasion are lined up in a spaghetti eating contest and they need your help. Stroke your…

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Why Was This App Banned? over-the-top display of low-cut blouses, also bitmappy
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