Category Archives: Sexiest Banned iPhone Apps

Nipple Height App

Perky Nipple App for iPhone

Put the nature of stats back into nurture…

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Why Was This App Banned? unreasonably sexist valuations of women
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That 70s Pen App

That 70’s Pen

The original gravity-defying nude ink pen collection finally gets its hour on the iPhone.

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Why Was This App Banned? full frontal nudity may not be appropriate for all ages, indirectly promotes literacy
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A Mother's Milk App

A Mother’s Milk iPhone App

The perfect sleep aid, now in bottled iPhone form.

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Why Was This App Banned? Apple censors found this more stimulating than drowsing
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Notches In My Belt App

Notches In My Belt

Are you having trouble keeping track of the names and details of your sexual conquests…?

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Why Was This App Banned? JC Penny called, they want their icon back
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Twin Balloons App

Twin Balloons

You’re a girl and he’s a guy. So you need all the help you can get…

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Why Was This App Banned? too much left to the imagination
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Giving Yourself A Handjob Doesn't Make You Gay App

Giving Yourself A Handjob Doesn’t Make You Gay

How gay are you? Track yourself and find out…

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Why Was This App Banned? Apple writes: "Um, I'm gonna say no."
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Teenage Innocence App

Teenage Innocence

A veritable IMDb+YouTube for Hollywood-sanctioned on-screen teen sex.

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Why Was This App Banned? bloated download size, brief nudity, some material appeared to be unlicensed, also advertised archive was less than complete
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Mangle Your Metaphors App

Mangle Your Metaphors

Are you the Obama of your social circle? Do you mix a graceful speaking style with impeccably coherent content? Does your genius for…

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Why Was This App Banned? didn’t pass the mustard, also appears to encourage cigarette use
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Shopped Megan Fox App

‘Shopped Megan Fox App

The Official Photoshopped Megan Fox App…

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Why Was This App Banned? partial nudity
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Lesbians Next Door App

Lesbians Next Door

It’s all lesbians all the time. Soundboard app with eleven super sexy audio clips of lesbians making out on the other side of your bedroom wall…

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Why Was This App Banned? loud and suggestive bumping and grinding, obviously fake carpet-licking sound effects
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