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Glenn Beck Cries For Me iPhone App
Wipe tears from the cheeks of Glenn Beck in this exciting new iPhone game.
Normally stoic and restrained, Fox’s conservative pundit Glenn Beck is known to occasionally shed a tear for Lady Liberty. Especially when he suspects the enemies of freedom are plotting to systematically dismantle white America. Now with a few words cooed into your iPhone, you have total control over his mental state!
The Glenn Beck Cries For Me iPhone App channels Beck’s inner ear demon. If you’re on the Right, just hum a patriotic tune about your assault rifle or whisper your thinly veiled fear of others into his onscreen microphone to control his melodramatic eyebrows. If you’re on the Left, tell him of your plans to “cut and run” from illegal wars and to hand out “free health insurance” to Americans who are less fortunate than him. Then watch his face flush red as Beck begins blubbering with the genuine emotion of Shatner during a Vulcan mind-meld.
Ready to make a quick about face? At any time you can wipe Beck’s tears away with a stoke of your fingers and he’s all better.
Love him or hate him… this Official Fox Entertainment game is simply the most cathartic game we’ve ever tested!