Jesus Loves Me App

Jesus Loves Me

Your wait is over. Jesus of Nazareth returns in pixel-perfect, full-color glory.

For daily reassurance simply launch Jesus Loves Me and peer into the Savior’s sea-blue Mediterranean eyes. Admire the handsome jawline and delicate, perfectly-trimmed beard.

Stroke His cheek and Jesus saith unto thee:

“I Love You.”

While the app does nothing else, it may be the only personal affirmation app to over-deliver on the promise of the Jesus Phone.

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Why Was This App Banned? specious reasoning, profound misunderstanding of the teachings of Jesus
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