Pull God's Finger App

Pull God’s Finger

Tired of the over-hyped iFarts and Pull My Fingers of the app world? Ready to identify who done it?

Introducing the very first gas attribution app.

Any time you sniff a cloud of wayward gas — in a classroom, in a car or when visiting your grandmother at the skilled nursing facility — just launch Pull God’s Finger App for the iPhone. It uses Apple’s triple-patented onboard ‘scent detection chip’ to its best use yet. As soon as the the app starts, you’ll hear Jesus or one of the children take a deep breath. Then announce:

“The God did it.”

We know who’s behind it all in the end. Yet no app before Pull God’s Finger had the courage to point the finger. And pull.

Why Was This App Banned? relies on non-existent device technology
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