Pull God’s Finger

Tired of the over-hyped iFarts and Pull My Fingers of the app world? Ready to identify who done it?

Introducing the very first gas attribution app.

Any time you sniff a cloud of wayward gas — in a classroom, in a car or when visiting your grandmother at the skilled nursing facility — just launch Pull God’s Finger App for the iPhone. It uses Apple’s triple-patented onboard ‘scent detection chip’ to its best use yet. As soon as the the app starts, you’ll hear Jesus or one of the children take a deep breath. Then announce:

“The God did it.”

We know who’s behind it all in the end. Yet no app before Pull God’s Finger had the courage to point the finger. And pull.