Pure gold, señor. Pure gold. South Park-inspired talking hand app. On launch, you see a live video of a cartoon child’s hand with lipstick and eyelashes painted on it. But this is no ordinary hand, it is a hand bewitched by the six-time Razzie Award winning star of the cult classic Gigli, the multitalented superstar singer and actress J.Lo. Tickle her lips and she woos you with her sexy lopezy latina come-ons. Audio and video clips taken straight out of a torrented version of the celebrated South Park episode.