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Ripped Ab Tracker App

Ripped Ab Tracker

Want to impress all of womenkind with your cardio workout but just don’t have the time to actually go through with it? Then the Ripped Ab Tracker is for you.

The Ripped Ab Tracker App (formerly Pedo-Liar) keeps track of every step you make throughout the day and multiplies that number 2, 5 and even 10 fold! Just flash the easy to read “data collection screen” at passing women and watch them fawn over you. Want to know the truth behind Ripped Ab Tracker? Just toggle a hidden switch to see your actual calorie-intake-to-burn-ratio so that you can buy larger clothes as needed to keep up the ruse.

You’ll be the loose-clothes wearing king of the water cooler and best of all, it’ll be our little secret.

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Why Was This App Banned? ineffectual on womenkind, probable sexism
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Big Bird Bling App

Big Bird Bling

Decorate Jim Henson’s Big Bird with 50 Cent’s bling. An iPhone app modeled roughly on Pac Man but more gangly and feathery.

It’s the 1970’s. You’re alone in a maze of Alphabet City. You play Big Puffy Bird, a new bird on the block who’s looking to build your posse out of a ragtag troupe of legless streetwalkers: a cookie-obsessed monster, a vampire with a taste for peanut butter, a starlet piggy and a smartass frog.

But watch out for the Trash Can Kernel. He’s starting up a fast food franchise that specializes in giant, yellow, deep-fried wings. He’ll stop at nothing to get you into the fryer. The more bling (tokens) you acquire on your journey through the city, the closer you are to running the streets.

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Why Was This App Banned? characters not cleared, birds don't have teeth
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Dirty Sanchez App

Dirty Sanchez

It’s like uploadable finger painting for consenting adults!

Raul Maria Emmanuel Sanchez may very well be Mexico’s greatest tag artist, but history has almost forgotten him. His work is known only from whispers in the bedrooms and backrooms of rundown motels and seedy bars. The Dirty Sanchez App revives his contributions and puts them into the proper art historical perspective. The app not only takes you through his life and personal effects showing you how his work matured, it also includes simulated demos of his methods. You will learn as he learned, and all in the privacy of your own phone. Think you’re a natural already? At any time you can skip ahead to start painting mustaches on a butt-load of famous paintings provided, or use a photo from your iPhone’s picture library and apply mustaches from the creamy palette of browns included in the app.

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Why Was This App Banned? overlap with iPhone core functionality
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My Mormon Underpants App

My Mormon Underpants

The first official Mormon social networking app to easily and discreetly share details of your unmentionables: the brand, color (and optionally, the flavor) of super secret underpants. Color the globe with your skivvies: location awareness and advanced color algorithms enable users to see just how far the seed is sown.

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Why Was This App Banned? family concern
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Ripped Ab Tracker

Want to impress all of womenkind with your cardio workout but just don’t have the time to actually go through with it? Then the Ripped Ab Tracker is for you…

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Why Was This App Banned? ineffectual on womenkind, probable sexism
This app released on | Also tagged , , ,

Big Bird Bling

Decorate Jim Henson’s Big Bird with 50 Cent’s bling. An iPhone app modeled roughly on Pac Man but more gangly and feathery…

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Why Was This App Banned? characters not cleared, birds don't have teeth
This app released on | Also tagged , ,

Dirty Sanchez

Uploadable finger painting for consenting adults…

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Why Was This App Banned? overlap with iPhone core functionality
This app released on | Also tagged ,

My Mormon Underpants

The first official Mormon iPhone App to discreetly share details of your unmentionables…

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Why Was This App Banned? family concern
This app released on | Also tagged ,