Decorate Jim Henson’s Big Bird with 50 Cent’s bling. An iPhone app modeled roughly on Pac Man but more gangly and feathery.
It’s the 1970’s. You’re alone in a maze of Alphabet City. You play Big Puffy Bird, a new bird on the block who’s looking to build your posse out of a ragtag troupe of legless streetwalkers: a cookie-obsessed monster, a vampire with a taste for peanut butter, a starlet piggy and a smartass frog.
But watch out for the Trash Can Kernel. He’s starting up a fast food franchise that specializes in giant, yellow, deep-fried wings. He’ll stop at nothing to get you into the fryer. The more bling (tokens) you acquire on your journey through the city, the closer you are to running the streets.
Ripped Ab Tracker
Want to impress all of womenkind with your cardio workout but just don’t have the time to actually go through with it? Then the Ripped Ab Tracker is for you.
The Ripped Ab Tracker App (formerly Pedo-Liar) keeps track of every step you make throughout the day and multiplies that number 2, 5 and even 10 fold! Just flash the easy to read “data collection screen” at passing women and watch them fawn over you. Want to know the truth behind Ripped Ab Tracker? Just toggle a hidden switch to see your actual calorie-intake-to-burn-ratio so that you can buy larger clothes as needed to keep up the ruse.
You’ll be the loose-clothes wearing king of the water cooler and best of all, it’ll be our little secret.