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Road Head 2 Bumper Skitching App

Road Head 2: Bumper Skitching

Seems like we’ve been reviewing banned apps forever. You’d think by this time we’d be desensitized to the crazy/offensive/foolish apps people think they can sneak past the App Store censors. But every once and a while… a gem like this comes along to surprise us.

After Road Head was banned a few months back, we thought we’d heard the last from this NSFW app developer. Well, here comes a sequel. But this time instead of trying to drive while distracted, you’re one of the kids in the backseat…

“Try to catch glimpses of your hot new Stepmom as she pleasures your Dad in the front seat – while you pretend to be asleep in the back! You and your Dad score for every second that you go undetected.”

For a more extreme experience, you can play the second level where you’ve fallen out of the back seat and now hang off the bumper for dear life, skateboarding (bumper skitching, for those not in the know) while covertly sneaking peeks.

Still can’t get enough parent-on-parent action?

Advanced level: no skateboard – just snow and ice and your Converse All Stars by John Varvatos. (Did this really get a sponsor?) Now you have to keep an eye out for patches of de-iced road.

Super advanced level: She’s your real mom and you get sick each time you look. But you can’t help yourself.

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Why Was This App Banned? depicts uncompensated sex acts
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Road Head iPhone App

Road Head

While your partner pleasures you, your task is to drive through a small town past cops, past snooping neighbors, and past honking truck drivers. Just try to keep your cool against the natural tendency to swerve and accelerate erratically. The main goal of the game is to get your kids (in the back seat) to school on time.

This unique driving application nearly got the development team arrested while play-testing.

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Liquid Courage App

Liquid Courage App

The drunk dialing app for middle management.

Have you climbed your way into the middle rung of a Fortune 500 but the top guys conspire to block your every promotion? If so, your luck is about to change.

Will it change for the better? Probably not. But you don’t belong at the top anyway, so why not go out with a bang?

Like the previously banned Drunk Dialing App, this latest nearly touchless app Liquid Courage deploys three undocumented iPhone features, including the now famous exploit “inebria equilibrium detectofactor” to determine just how drunk you are. When it thinks you’ve got the “most balls,” the Liquid Courage App provokes you with condescending slights in voices that simulate your boss’s boss’s boss:

“Ever consider a different career?”
“Sorry were you saying something?”
“We had a great time last night. Everyone was there – I’m surprised no one thought to invite you.”

The app keeps provoking you with verbal challenges until it hears you shouting back. At this point, Liquid Courage immediately auto-dials the public message system at your workplace for everyone to hear you rant and rave. Let’s face it, you’ve been miscast for some time now and this little app can help create the perfect end to an imperfect career.

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Why Was This App Banned? inaccurate representation of iPhone hardware features, promotes a post-ironic usage of baby carriages in bars
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Road Head 2: Bumper Skitching

The long-awaited sequel to Road Head, only this time, you’re a kid in the backseat trying to catch a glimpse…

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Why Was This App Banned? depicts uncompensated sex acts
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Road Head

While your partner pleasures you, your task is to drive through a small town past cops, past snooping neighbors and past honking truck drivers as you try to keep your cool against the natural tendency to swerve and accelerate erratically…

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Why Was This App Banned? does not perform as frequently as advertised
This app released on | Also tagged , , , , , ,

Liquid Courage App

The drunk dialing app for middle management…

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Why Was This App Banned? inaccurate representation of iPhone hardware features, promotes a post-ironic usage of baby carriages in bars
This app released on | Also tagged , , , , ,