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Road Head 2 Bumper Skitching App

Road Head 2: Bumper Skitching

Seems like we’ve been reviewing banned apps forever. You’d think by this time we’d be desensitized to the crazy/offensive/foolish apps people think they can sneak past the App Store censors. But every once and a while… a gem like this comes along to surprise us.

After Road Head was banned a few months back, we thought we’d heard the last from this NSFW app developer. Well, here comes a sequel. But this time instead of trying to drive while distracted, you’re one of the kids in the backseat…

“Try to catch glimpses of your hot new Stepmom as she pleasures your Dad in the front seat – while you pretend to be asleep in the back! You and your Dad score for every second that you go undetected.”

For a more extreme experience, you can play the second level where you’ve fallen out of the back seat and now hang off the bumper for dear life, skateboarding (bumper skitching, for those not in the know) while covertly sneaking peeks.

Still can’t get enough parent-on-parent action?

Advanced level: no skateboard – just snow and ice and your Converse All Stars by John Varvatos. (Did this really get a sponsor?) Now you have to keep an eye out for patches of de-iced road.

Super advanced level: She’s your real mom and you get sick each time you look. But you can’t help yourself.

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Why Was This App Banned? depicts uncompensated sex acts
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Crabster App

Crabster

This app is a social networking “game of tag” for sufferers of that inconspicuous itch. It’s a variation on the famous Barrel of Zombie Monkeys game that has infected players all over the world hooking up with other crab owners to see who can affect the longest chain.

It’s all about patience, stamina and frequent visits to the game upgrade clinic.

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Why Was This App Banned? not even minimal security precautions taken to protect membership lists from identity exploits
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Shopped Megan Fox App

‘Shopped Megan Fox App

This user-submitted photoshopped Megan Fox app has at its core a simple premise. Megan Fox doesn’t look good enough. In fact, she needs a lot of work. And you may be the only one who can save her.

In this game, you start out as a lowly designer and work your way up the ranks at the glossy U.S. celebrity mag Entertainment Weekly. Calling you into the corner office, your editor points at the initial layouts:

“Can you please do something with that? She needs to go on the July cover but I’m just not feeling her.”

It’s true. With ordinary supermodel looks and a complexion most would kill for, Megan Fox isn’t too good for digital touch ups. Take a perfectly healthy 22 year old celebrity “it girl”, marry her with your fly photoshop skills, and see if you can perfect her beyond perfection. Ready to share your vision with the world?

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Why Was This App Banned? partial nudity
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Ground Control To Space Station x10 App

Ground Control To Space Station X10

Take your protein pills and put your helmet on!

Experience the thrill of controlling the International Space Station (ISS) from your handheld. Anywhere, anytime. Ground Control To Space Station X10 is an open source X10 app enabling you to control the lights, the in-wall speakers and even the full electrical system onboard the ISS.

It’s 2009 baby, and in-orbit cameras and microphones are rigged-up throughout the work and living quarters so you can watch as you let your impish impulses take over the coffee grinder or random power tools 350 kilometers away. All communications are on a nearly-live stream (only an eleven-second delay). The longer you stay online, the more control you’re given. Initially you can only dim lights. As you outlast competition and demonstrate mastery of each level’s play, you eventually gain access to the Space Station’s guidance and navigation systems. Safe for children 12 and up.

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Why Was This App Banned? Apple's beta testing appeared to cause electrical and plumbing problems with the auto-flushing toilets
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Road Head iPhone App

Road Head

While your partner pleasures you, your task is to drive through a small town past cops, past snooping neighbors, and past honking truck drivers. Just try to keep your cool against the natural tendency to swerve and accelerate erratically. The main goal of the game is to get your kids (in the back seat) to school on time.

This unique driving application nearly got the development team arrested while play-testing.

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Why Was This App Banned? does not perform as frequently as advertised
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Ladies Eating Spaghetti App

Ladies Eating Spaghetti

Variation on the popular yet censored app Women Eating Bananas, this newly banned app is a race to the finish. Six women of the female persuasion are lined up in a spaghetti eating contest and they need your help. Stroke your fingers from their plates to their lips and watch them go. But be careful-if you stroke too fast, they’ll get sauce all over. This tasteful and elegant app almost won an award from the Italian-American Men’s Cultural Center of Greater Chicago.

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Why Was This App Banned? over-the-top display of low-cut blouses, also bitmappy
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Big Bird Bling App

Big Bird Bling

Decorate Jim Henson’s Big Bird with 50 Cent’s bling. An iPhone app modeled roughly on Pac Man but more gangly and feathery.

It’s the 1970’s. You’re alone in a maze of Alphabet City. You play Big Puffy Bird, a new bird on the block who’s looking to build your posse out of a ragtag troupe of legless streetwalkers: a cookie-obsessed monster, a vampire with a taste for peanut butter, a starlet piggy and a smartass frog.

But watch out for the Trash Can Kernel. He’s starting up a fast food franchise that specializes in giant, yellow, deep-fried wings. He’ll stop at nothing to get you into the fryer. The more bling (tokens) you acquire on your journey through the city, the closer you are to running the streets.

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Why Was This App Banned? characters not cleared, birds don't have teeth
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Road Head 2: Bumper Skitching

The long-awaited sequel to Road Head, only this time, you’re a kid in the backseat trying to catch a glimpse…

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Why Was This App Banned? depicts uncompensated sex acts
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Crabster

Tag, you’re it. You got crabs! This app is a social networking “game of tag” for sufferers of that…

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Why Was This App Banned? not even minimal security precautions taken to protect membership lists from identity exploits
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Ground Control To Space Station X10

Experience the thrill of controlling the International Space Station (ISS) from your handheld…

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Why Was This App Banned? Apple's beta testing appeared to cause electrical and plumbing problems with the auto-flushing toilets
This app released on | Also tagged , , , , , , ,

Road Head

While your partner pleasures you, your task is to drive through a small town past cops, past snooping neighbors and past honking truck drivers as you try to keep your cool against the natural tendency to swerve and accelerate erratically…

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Why Was This App Banned? does not perform as frequently as advertised
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Ladies Eating Spaghetti

Variation on the popular yet censored app Women Eating Bananas, this newly banned app is a race to the finish. Six women of the female persuasion are lined up in a spaghetti eating contest and they need your help. Stroke your…

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Why Was This App Banned? over-the-top display of low-cut blouses, also bitmappy
This app released on | Also tagged ,

Big Bird Bling

Decorate Jim Henson’s Big Bird with 50 Cent’s bling. An iPhone app modeled roughly on Pac Man but more gangly and feathery…

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Why Was This App Banned? characters not cleared, birds don't have teeth
This app released on | Also tagged , ,