Soundboard app of the most popular and memorable vulgar tirades in films. “Say ‘what’ again. I dare you. I double dare you mother f’cker say ‘what’ one more goddamn time.”
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F-Bomb
This app released on August 3, 2009 Also tagged banned iPhone apps, f bomb app
Taco-Flavored Kisses
Pure gold, señor. Pure gold. South Park-inspired talking hand app. On launch, you see a live video of a cartoon child’s hand with lipstick and eyelashes painted on it. But this is no ordinary hand, it is a hand bewitched by the six-time Razzie Award winning star of the cult classic Gigli, the multitalented superstar singer and actress J.Lo. Tickle her lips and she woos you with her sexy lopezy latina come-ons. Audio and video clips taken straight out of a torrented version of the celebrated South Park episode.
This app released on July 22, 2009 Also tagged banned iPhone apps, censored app, south park app, taco-flavored kisses app
iStream Alpha-Bladder
This is the perfect app for the man with a shy bladder or weak stream. How many times have you been caught at the most inopportune moment at a public urinal next to a guy with the gift for gab? When two bull-headed men with shy bladders get caught standing next to one another, it could be an eternity before either one backs away to give the other guy his space. If you are still reading then you know exactly what we’re talking about.
With the iStream Alpha-Bladder App for iPhone, you will never find yourself in these situations again. Just launch the app and in exactly 10 seconds you’ll have what sounds like an impressive alpha male stream that’ll bring confidence to you and will make others respect who you truly appear to be.
Whether you’re relieving yourself at a crowded rest stop or in the privacy of your own home, it’s a win/win because after all, who doesn’t like the sound of a rushing stream when you need to go?
This app released on July 20, 2009 Also tagged banned iPhone apps, iPhone pee app, iStream app, shy bladder app
Pocket Baldwin
Ever need a quick, verbal pick-me-up or a wise affirmation? With the Pocket Baldwin iPhone App you can listen to the velvety voices of all 4 brothers with their alpha-male advice throughout your day. You’ll wonder, like we did before we tried the app, how you ever survived without them.
Whether your problems revolve around relationships, poor sales figures, drug addiction, spiritual bankruptcy or just life in general, Pocket Baldwin uses its film database of every recorded Baldwin-uttered life lesson to help you out. If you’re feeling lucky, set it to random to really spice things up!
This app released on July 9, 2009 Also tagged banned iPhone apps, pocket baldwin app
Lesbians Next Door
It’s all lesbians all the time. Soundboard app with eleven super sexy audio clips of lesbians making out on the other side of your bedroom wall…
This app released on August 31, 2009 Also tagged banned iPhone apps, lesbians next door app, lifestyle app
F-Bomb
Say ‘what’ again. I dare you. I double dare you…
This app released on August 3, 2009 Also tagged banned iPhone apps, f bomb app
Taco-Flavored Kisses
Pure gold, señor. Pure gold. South Park-inspired talking hand app. On launch, you see a live…
This app released on July 22, 2009 Also tagged banned iPhone apps, censored app, south park app, taco-flavored kisses app
iStream Alpha-Bladder
This is the perfect app for the man with a shy bladder or weak stream…
This app released on July 20, 2009 Also tagged banned iPhone apps, iPhone pee app, iStream app, shy bladder app
Pocket Baldwin
Ever need a quick, verbal pick-me-up or a wise affirmation? With the Pocket Baldwin iPhone app you can listen to the velvety voices of all 4 brothers with their alpha-male advice throughout your day…
This app released on July 9, 2009 Also tagged banned iPhone apps, pocket baldwin app
Lesbians Next Door
Soundboard app with eleven super sexy audio clips of lesbians making out on the other side of your bedroom wall. It’ll be like the lesbians next door never moved away. This is one app we really hoped wouldn’t be banned because it is so useful.