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Revenge on Montezuma’s Revenge

“Is the water at this hotel safe to drink? I don’t know… it smells okay.”

Why risk your family’s health and an expensive vacation by letting your nose be the judge of water spoilage?

While the nose can never tell for sure, the Revenge on Montezuma’s Revenge App can determine with higher than 93% accuracy when local water is safe to consume.

Competing water-testing apps require you to immerse your iPhone (and potentially void your Apple warranty). This location-aware app stays dry at all times by linking into area hospitals and morgues to deliver the cold wet facts on the local tap.

At a glance, you can map every local hotspot where people contracted a waterborne illness. Learn what’s really in a town’s water supply – broken down by percentages:

98.9% water
.4% bacterium
.3% urine
.2% sewage
.1% drug-resistant fecal matter
.1% fake blood

Get a leg up on Montezuma with all the info you need before braving those ice cubes in your Diet Shasta.

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Why Was This App Banned? inaccurate representation of functionality, hidden fees to access advertised databases, raw footage fetish
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Loaf Squeezer App

Loaf Squeezer

User-submitted photos of faces when resolving constipation. That not enough? Need something more to part with your ninety-nine cents? Just added in version 1.1: Now you can submit where, when and who you left it on. This was such a significant update that they thought it deserved a full tenth of a release.

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Why Was This App Banned? lack of warning for sufferers of peanut allergies
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Dirty Sanchez App

Dirty Sanchez

It’s like uploadable finger painting for consenting adults!

Raul Maria Emmanuel Sanchez may very well be Mexico’s greatest tag artist, but history has almost forgotten him. His work is known only from whispers in the bedrooms and backrooms of rundown motels and seedy bars. The Dirty Sanchez App revives his contributions and puts them into the proper art historical perspective. The app not only takes you through his life and personal effects showing you how his work matured, it also includes simulated demos of his methods. You will learn as he learned, and all in the privacy of your own phone. Think you’re a natural already? At any time you can skip ahead to start painting mustaches on a butt-load of famous paintings provided, or use a photo from your iPhone’s picture library and apply mustaches from the creamy palette of browns included in the app.

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Why Was This App Banned? overlap with iPhone core functionality
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Revenge on Montezuma’s Revenge

Test the water at the local watering spot before you get the runs home…

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Why Was This App Banned? inaccurate representation of functionality, hidden fees to access advertised databases, raw footage fetish
This app released on | Also tagged , , , , ,

Loaf Squeezer

User-submitted photos of faces when resolving constipation…

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Why Was This App Banned? lack of warning for sufferers of peanut allergies
This app released on | Also tagged , ,

Dirty Sanchez

Uploadable finger painting for consenting adults…

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Why Was This App Banned? overlap with iPhone core functionality
This app released on | Also tagged ,