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Receipt Faker App

Receipt Faker for iPad

Tax time fast approaching? Are you in for an audit and have nowhere to turn? Then Receipt Faker is the iPad app for you.

The Receipt Faker App ties into your Yelp, Google Checkout, Amazon and eBay accounts and tracks the most likely restaurants and supply stores that you already make purchases from, adds in a few recommended suppliers, and creates fake receipts for you. Could it be more simple?

Just type in what kind of trouble that you are in, identify your business type and provide a few billing essentials and Receipt Faker does the rest. In no time at all you’ll be receiving fake printable receipts in your email inbox as if you were actually honest.

Best of all, Receipt Faker is tax deductible!

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Why Was This App Banned? fraudulent activity, onscreen cigarette use
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World's Biggest Porkchop App

World’s Biggest Porkchop

How does your porkchop stand up to the competition?

Don’t let Guinness Book Of World Records tell you whose porkchop is biggest. This app gives you the ability to decide with like-minded enthusiasts.

Share a photo of your giant porkchop and watch as the pork community votes your gorgeous specimen into the record books.

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Why Was This App Banned? insufficient funds
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My Tofu Is Bigger Than Your Porkchop App

My Tofu Is Bigger Than Your Porkchop

Just in time for Thanksgiving, a food harvesting game app that finally lays to rest the age-old question that’s tormented centuries of philosophers and dietitians: whose diet is bigger?

The app features two paths: the Vegetarian Philosopher or the Porkchop Philistine. You are provided with the same amount of start-up capital (1,000 tokens) and the tools of your trade: a soybean farm or a pig farm. From there, you check in at least once a day to run your business into the stratosphere or into the ground. Agribusiness clients visit you once each week to broker soymilk or sausage deals. Share tips and tricks with online friends. Track and compare your gardening and harvesting skills on the public leaderboard.

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Why Was This App Banned? not kosher, condescending toward naturalistic implants
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Turbo Encabulator App

Turbo-Encabulator

For a number of years now, work has been proceeding to bring perfection to the crudely conceived idea of a machine that would not only supply inverse reactive current for use in unilateral phase detractors, but would also be capable of automatically synchronizing cardinal grammeters. Such a machine is the “Turbo-Encabulator App.” Basically, the only new principle involved (since the Retro-Encabulator App of yesterday) is that instead of power being generated by the relative motion of conductors and fluxes, it is produced by the medial interaction of magneto-reluctance and capacitive directance. Special shout out to J. H. Quick for technical guidance.

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Why Was This App Banned? Apple writes: “We handed this around and no one at Apple could figure out what it does or what it refers to. Intriguing, but please resubmit only if description is clearer as to specifics of the app.”
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Retro Encabulator App

Retro-Encabulator App

The first-in-class encabulator app for the iPhone.

Newly introduced by open source engineering teams the world over, the Retro-Encabulator iPhone App does previous encabulators one better. Early attempts to construct a sufficiently robust spiral decommutator failed largely because of a lack of appreciation of the quasi-piestic stresses. While this sounds simple, the failure rate in regulating heat expansion nears 22% which is higher than any previous app-based encabulator.

Purwell reitmal scanners native to the platform take time to develop, and, as anyone who’s built a new app knows, time equals money. Electrical engineers will appreciate the difficulty of tracking the operating point which is generally maintained as near as possible to the h.f. rem peak. Troubleshooting the retrospoilage takes a delicate balance model which isn’t impossible for the average iPhone user to manage without aid.

This is a distinct advance on the standard in that no dramcock is required after the phase detractors have been remissed.

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Why Was This App Banned? Apple Legal writes: “too specific a sub-genre of geek who would get this app. Based on your record so far we expect more returns than sales, therefore Apple politely declines to partner with you in hosting the Retro-Encabulator on the App Store. We welcome you to resubmit once the app is demonstrated to do something. Anything.”
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Bacon Bra App

Bacon Bra iPhone App

Photo upload app featuring women clad only in bacon.

Rumor has it that the developers planned to release a high-end version called Prosciutto Panties App (priced roughly five times what Bacon Bra initially cost) as well as a Dagwood version called Piled-High Mortadella, Salami, Provolone, Meatball, Horseradish and Mayonnaise Lingerie for iPhone.

Unfortunately the startup responsible for these apps abandoned development efforts when rejected by the quick-to-judge App Store censors.

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Why Was This App Banned? fails to deliver on promises
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Receipt Faker for iPad

Tax time fast approaching? Are you in for an audit and have nowhere to turn? Then Receipt Faker is the iPad app for you…

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Why Was This App Banned? fraudulent activity, onscreen cigarette use
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World’s Biggest Porkchop

How does your porkchop stand up to the competition?

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Why Was This App Banned? insufficient funds
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My Tofu Is Bigger Than Your Porkchop

The war between vegans and butchers lives on in this high-steaks iPhone game…

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Why Was This App Banned? not kosher, condescending toward naturalistic implants
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Turbo-Encabulator

Capacitive directance at your fingertips. Only geeks understand…

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Why Was This App Banned? Apple writes: “We handed this around and no one at Apple could figure out what it does or what it refers to. Intriguing, but please resubmit only if description is clearer as to specifics of the app.”
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Retro-Encabulator App

The first-in-class encabulator app for the iPhone…

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Why Was This App Banned? Apple Legal writes: “too specific a sub-genre of geek who would get this app. Based on your record so far we expect more returns than sales, therefore Apple politely declines to partner with you in hosting the Retro-Encabulator on the App Store. We welcome you to resubmit once the app is demonstrated to do something. Anything.”
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Bacon Bra iPhone App

Photo upload app featuring women clad only in bacon…

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Why Was This App Banned? fails to deliver on promises
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