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Gin-Pickled Tongue App

Gin-Pickled Tongue

Ready for the most offensive iPhone app ever? Demons are about to be unleashed so if you happen to be weak-stomached, please skip now to our previous app review. We warned you…

Gin-Pickled Tongue is hands-down THE most offensive app we’ve come across. The app’s premise is fine… that “victims of priest sex offenders” need a place to network with each other. And this app delivers on that growing demand. Okay. Fine. The official description seems sincere. Well-intentioned people probably put this app together. But here’s the rub… Of all the possible names, why call the app GIN-PICKLED TONGUE? Think about that title for a moment…

The description:

The first-of-its-kind social networking app for victims of priest sexual abuse. Hosted by “Friends & Family of Priest Sexual Abuse” (FFPSA), Gin-Pickled Tongue’s sole purpose is to build a vibrant and active community of faith among survivors who live daily with traumatic and unknowable memories. Chat now with people who share your experience. Reach out to that special someone who knows what you’ve been through. Even when you’re not feeling social, this tiny yet powerful – and sometimes lifesaving – app provides you with immediate support and understanding affirmations. You are not alone. It wasn’t your fault.

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Church Of Scientology iPhone App

Dianetics Jr: The Scientology iPhone App

The rumors you’ve heard about Dianetics are true…

Scientology is officially going Open Source!

Deep in the hallowed halls of the Church of Scientology Celebrity Center, the collected dictaphone recordings of Dianetics founder and science fiction eccentric L Ron Hubbard have been a closely guarded secret. His musings on life, spirituality, casual attire and the symbiotic relationship of humans to non-terrestrial life forms have never before seen harsh light of earth days. You have to clear levels and reach deep into your pocket just to glimpse Hubbard’s epic human battle against complexity and ambiguity.

But that’s yesterday’s Scientology. This summer, with the release of the first official Scientology iPhone App, access to the one true universal power just got easier.

We’re offering the unedited comments of our founder, in his own voice, to the eager world – entirely free! No financial obligations, no power of attorney waivers, and no abusive church hierarchy. Not even extortion. This is our promise to you.

We are sick of seeing free literature about the old religions in every hotel drawer and in the war chests of every election campaign. We’re ready to supplant that community of faith and influence. Plus, we’re doing all religions one better, having arranged with Apple to ship every iPhone and iPod Touch with the Dianetics Jr. App pre-installed.

Alongside the Hubbard Recordings, the church is introducing an all-access path via free Detoxification iChat. We’re staffing up, and making available to you thousands of volunteers waiting to chat directly through the app – these are skilled Dianetics technicians who have crossed The Bridge, and now they’re available to help you take the first step on your path to total freedom.

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Why Was This App Banned? inaccurate representation of Apple’s relationship to app developer, rational and factual errors
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Gin-Pickled Tongue

Social networking app for victims of priest sexual abuse…

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Why Was This App Banned? "Friends & Family of Priest Sexual Abuse" discovered as front organization for Scientology
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Dianetics Jr: The Scientology iPhone App

The rumors you’ve heard about Dianetics are true…

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Why Was This App Banned? inaccurate representation of Apple’s relationship to app developer, rational and factual errors
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