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Road Head 2 Bumper Skitching App

Road Head 2: Bumper Skitching

Seems like we’ve been reviewing banned apps forever. You’d think by this time we’d be desensitized to the crazy/offensive/foolish apps people think they can sneak past the App Store censors. But every once and a while… a gem like this comes along to surprise us.

After Road Head was banned a few months back, we thought we’d heard the last from this NSFW app developer. Well, here comes a sequel. But this time instead of trying to drive while distracted, you’re one of the kids in the backseat…

“Try to catch glimpses of your hot new Stepmom as she pleasures your Dad in the front seat – while you pretend to be asleep in the back! You and your Dad score for every second that you go undetected.”

For a more extreme experience, you can play the second level where you’ve fallen out of the back seat and now hang off the bumper for dear life, skateboarding (bumper skitching, for those not in the know) while covertly sneaking peeks.

Still can’t get enough parent-on-parent action?

Advanced level: no skateboard – just snow and ice and your Converse All Stars by John Varvatos. (Did this really get a sponsor?) Now you have to keep an eye out for patches of de-iced road.

Super advanced level: She’s your real mom and you get sick each time you look. But you can’t help yourself.

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Why Was This App Banned? depicts uncompensated sex acts
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That 70s Pen App

That 70’s Pen

The original gravity-defying nude ink pen collection finally gets its hour on the iPhone.

What can you get nowadays for two dollars? The Novelty Erotic Pen Museum thinks it has the answer: over one-hundred and sixty classic novelty pens from their archives have been meticulously photographed, featuring statuesque models in the nude and in all stages of immodest seventies attire. Choose from a virtual plethora of brunettes, blondes and ginger-haired honeys. Tip your iPhone, iPod Touch or iPad upside down to witness your sexy lady’s clothing miraculously vanish.

Disclaimer: since the app does not exhibit a capacity to write on external objects with actual or synthetic ink, calling it a pen may be overstating its endowments.

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Why Was This App Banned? full frontal nudity may not be appropriate for all ages, indirectly promotes literacy
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Road Head iPhone App

Road Head

While your partner pleasures you, your task is to drive through a small town past cops, past snooping neighbors, and past honking truck drivers. Just try to keep your cool against the natural tendency to swerve and accelerate erratically. The main goal of the game is to get your kids (in the back seat) to school on time.

This unique driving application nearly got the development team arrested while play-testing.

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Why Was This App Banned? does not perform as frequently as advertised
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Road Head 2: Bumper Skitching

The long-awaited sequel to Road Head, only this time, you’re a kid in the backseat trying to catch a glimpse…

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Why Was This App Banned? depicts uncompensated sex acts
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That 70’s Pen

The original gravity-defying nude ink pen collection finally gets its hour on the iPhone.

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Why Was This App Banned? full frontal nudity may not be appropriate for all ages, indirectly promotes literacy
This app released on | Also tagged , , , ,

Road Head

While your partner pleasures you, your task is to drive through a small town past cops, past snooping neighbors and past honking truck drivers as you try to keep your cool against the natural tendency to swerve and accelerate erratically…

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Why Was This App Banned? does not perform as frequently as advertised
This app released on | Also tagged , , , , , ,