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Gin-Pickled Tongue App

Gin-Pickled Tongue

Ready for the most offensive iPhone app ever? Demons are about to be unleashed so if you happen to be weak-stomached, please skip now to our previous app review. We warned you…

Gin-Pickled Tongue is hands-down THE most offensive app we’ve come across. The app’s premise is fine… that “victims of priest sex offenders” need a place to network with each other. And this app delivers on that growing demand. Okay. Fine. The official description seems sincere. Well-intentioned people probably put this app together. But here’s the rub… Of all the possible names, why call the app GIN-PICKLED TONGUE? Think about that title for a moment…

The description:

The first-of-its-kind social networking app for victims of priest sexual abuse. Hosted by “Friends & Family of Priest Sexual Abuse” (FFPSA), Gin-Pickled Tongue’s sole purpose is to build a vibrant and active community of faith among survivors who live daily with traumatic and unknowable memories. Chat now with people who share your experience. Reach out to that special someone who knows what you’ve been through. Even when you’re not feeling social, this tiny yet powerful – and sometimes lifesaving – app provides you with immediate support and understanding affirmations. You are not alone. It wasn’t your fault.

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Why Was This App Banned? "Friends & Family of Priest Sexual Abuse" discovered as front organization for Scientology
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The Dog Did It App

The Dog Did It

Blame God? Or blame the dog…?

Atheist version of the popular banned app Pull God’s Finger which wrongly attributed bodily exhaust to an intelligent designer. Since launching that app a week ago, the lead developer wrote on his blog that he became a little skeptical (and a wee-bit smug):

Though at times filled with hot air, it turns out that a supernatural creator likely has very little to do with the gastric process resulting in flatulence. What’s behind the funny sound and foul odor is actually an emission of gasses at the tail end of the digestive process in mammals.

To which we answer: why you gotta be a buzz kill?

This so-called “new and improved” gas attribution app works just like before – it sniffs the air using Apple’s triple-patented on-chip scent detector. Then, using a complex verdict algorithm, it attributes blame. Only instead of blaming a higher power for the offensive odor, this one announces, simply:

“The dog did it.”

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Why Was This App Banned? Apple writes: "App attempts to access on-chip technology that still does not exist in the mobile device." also "Please stop feeding the little guy fresh chicken! Now I gotta leave the room."
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Pull God's Finger App

Pull God’s Finger

Tired of the over-hyped iFarts and Pull My Fingers of the app world? Ready to identify who done it?

Introducing the very first gas attribution app.

Any time you sniff a cloud of wayward gas — in a classroom, in a car or when visiting your grandmother at the skilled nursing facility — just launch Pull God’s Finger App for the iPhone. It uses Apple’s triple-patented onboard ‘scent detection chip’ to its best use yet. As soon as the the app starts, you’ll hear Jesus or one of the children take a deep breath. Then announce:

“The God did it.”

We know who’s behind it all in the end. Yet no app before Pull God’s Finger had the courage to point the finger. And pull.

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Why Was This App Banned? relies on non-existent device technology
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Gin-Pickled Tongue

Social networking app for victims of priest sexual abuse…

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Why Was This App Banned? "Friends & Family of Priest Sexual Abuse" discovered as front organization for Scientology
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The Dog Did It

Blame God? Or blame the dog…?

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Why Was This App Banned? Apple writes: "App attempts to access on-chip technology that still does not exist in the mobile device." also "Please stop feeding the little guy fresh chicken! Now I gotta leave the room."
This app released on | Also tagged , , , , ,

Pull God’s Finger

Tired of the over-hyped iFarts and Pull My Fingers of the app world? Ready to graduate and find out just who done it…?

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Why Was This App Banned? relies on non-existent device technology
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